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in Old English, a period (.) was used to denote the end of a sentence.
in modern English, "lol" is used to end a sentence lol


GUYS, STORY TIME
SO my teacher's friend's friend or something
She was dogsitting one day
Shows up the first time, finds the dog dead on the floor, right?
how embarrassing
SO she's gotta pack the dog corpse up and take it to the vet so they can dispose of it or whatever
She can't find anything to fit it in, so she stuffs it in a freaking SUITCASE
She didn't have a car so she has to take the train through Chicago
oh mannnn
This guy helps her carry the case on and is like
"this is pretty heavy, what's in it?"
lady replies "just some computer things"
the guy SOCKS HER IN THE FACE AND RUNS OFF WITH THE CASE
ROFLMAO ROFLROFLROFL!!!
OMG ROOOOOOOOOFL
AHAHAHAHAHAHA HOW would you pawn that sort of thing???Comment: True story.


Did I tell you about what my friend Joe did in auto shop?
He was working with an arc welder, and the welder tip got stuck to the metal.
He knew this was a bad thing, so he grabs a hammer and hits the metal to get the tip off.
Then when he pulls back, lightning arcs from the metal to the hammer.
The teacher notices this, and yells, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
And Joe bellows, "I AM THOR!", brandishes the hammer, and shocks the fuck out of the guy next to him.


(meander) Newfoundland is like calling a place Untitled Document
(meander) i bet its the default name for discovered land
(meander) and they just clicked Ok
(meander) now all other countries have to start out as Newfoundland 2