from Yahoo! Answers. I'm going on a hunch that it will be interesting. here's hoping!
I'm going down the list of topics, choosing an appealing question, then listing the coolest answers. Relevance not considered. That's not what Yahoo! Answers is about!
A.) Arts & Humanities > Philosophy
What can we be certain of in life?
Death, Taxes, Uncertainty, Change, Numbers, That if we try to take the shortcut for homework assignments by asking others on Yahoo Answers we will suffer the consequences, The Eternal Triumph of Human Stupidity.
B.) Beauty & Style > Skin & Body
What Disney tattoo should I get?
Rule 34 (Disney character porn), Hakuna Matata, There's a snake in my boot!
C.) Cars & Transportation > Boats & Boating
What do you do once you buy a boat?
Buy a trailer, Throw your money away, Learn boating safety, Go boating, I'm On A BOAT!
D.) Dining Out > Fast Food
Why, WhY, O WHY do people think we fast food workers are stupid?
Mexicans don't speak English, You are rude, They are rude, People feel they're better than you, I appreciate you.
E.) Education & Reference > Homework Help
I need to stay up all night to do my home work. how do i do that?
Coffee, Nodoze, Sugar, Determination, Willpower, Redbull, Monster, Exercise, Chocolate, Pizza, Soda, No TV, Splash of water to the face, Adderall, Cold Shower, DON'T!
F.) Food & Drink > Beer, Wine, & Spirits
My parents went to bed. Should I get drunk??
By yourself?, Are you of age?, Wake them up and ask if it's ok, Go for it, YES, NO, DON'T!
G.) Games & Recreation > Video & Online Games
I'm 28 and addicted to video games. I need to find a substitute recreational activity. Suggestions? Smoke weed, Play sports, Masturbate, Movies, Books, Get married, Wii, Drink, Learn an instrument, Buy a motorcycle
H.) Health > Mental Health
I need an excuse for cuts on my body? (I cut myself on my wrists legs ankles and thighs)
Climbing a tree, Thorn bush, Fell down in gym, The truth, You need help, Dog or cat, Bike, Here's an excuse: you crave attention, DON'T
L.) Local Businesses > US > NYC
How can a 13 year old girl make money? (to buy Sims 3)
Hooker, Lemonade stand, Whore, Sell gum, Wait a year, Sell your stuff, Street walker, Babysit, Walk dogs, Steal, Beg, Sell a kidney, Bake sale, Sims 3 sucks
N.) News & Events > Media & Journalism
Is Fox News a terrorist organisation?
You have no proof, Yes, No, Fox News sucks
P.) Politics & Government > Politics
If Humans didn't EVOLVE from Apes, then why do we still eat bananas?
My dog/cat eats bananas, They taste good, They are gross, People eat anything, Insects eat bananas, That has nothing to do with it, I don't eat bananas I use them for other things, Why do we eat fish/carrots/shrimp, To keep the illegals employed, ...Your line of reasoning is compelling to be sure. It is a known fact in the zoological community that all apes eat nothing but bananas. Donkey Kong eats nothing but bananas, Curious George: bananas. Have you ever seen a monkey NOT eating bananas? Me neither. It's time that these so called "religious" people recognize that evolution happened! The proof is right there: PEOPLE STILL EAT BANANAS! Quit turning a blind eye to the fact that monkeys transmogrified into humans BECAUSE of the mutating effects of bananas!
S.) Science & Mathematics > Mathematics
What is the number before Infinity?
Infinity - 1, Infinity isn't a number it's a concept, 437, 3, All numbers are zero to infinity, prefinity, The symbol for infinity is 8 so I'm guessing 7
T.) Travel > Air Travel
If a pregnant woman happens to give birth on an airplane, will the baby get a free tickets for his/her life?
No, They should, Pregnancy is not allowed on planes, It would not survive
Y.) Yahoo! Products > Yahoo! Answers
CLICK HERE NOW!!!!! PLEASE!!!!!? (what power would you have)
Invisibility, Time travel, Materialize money, Shoot spaghetti out of my fingers, Be made of rubber, Flight, Telekinesis, Shape shifting, Walking through walls, Be a pop star, Be god, automatically put everyone's question in the RIGHT category.......AND If it were me I would...Repost this question in the category- Entertainment and Music Sub category- Polls and Surveys
Whew! That was annoying.
