Most Popular Google Searches per Letter of the Alphabet, with Brief Critiques
- Amazon, Apple I've been using Amazon for purchases, wishful thinking, and even research lately.
- BBC, Best Buy Best Buy beat Circuit City by 70,000,000 hits.
- Chase, CNN borrring...
- Dell, Dictionary Fuck Dell. Dictionary all the way!
- eBay, Express, Earth I've also been using eBay for purchases, wishful thinking, and even research lately. And I'm glad people are interested in their home planet.
- Facebook, Firefox, Flikr meh, meh, interesting photos
- Google, Games Morons, you are USING Google!
- HP, Hotmail
- Images, iPhone, IMDB Photos, technology, movies. I think I wins coolest search starter.
- Jobs, Java You're not going learn to understand java online, quit trying.
- Kijiji I hated Craigslist, I liked eBay, I'm happy for Kijiji!
- Love, Lyrics You're not going to find love online, quit trying.
- MSN, Movies, Myspace I hate searches FOR sites. type it the fuck in the address bar.
- News Wins N by a landslide, and I am content with this.
- Obama If Obama was also running for most searched O-word, he won that too.
- People, Paypal, People Search What the fuck people, be more specific.
- Quotes, Quizzes Sometimes I think these are what the internet is for.
- Real Estate, Recipes R wins for most serious life-applying search.
- Sony, Skype because your Sony item is in for service at the Geek Squad, and you want to find out the number of the service center, to call and complain, only to find out that they've posted an incorrect contact number. Also, the guy at Best Buy just told you about Skype.
- Target I truly wonder how many people had bows and arrows in mind.
- UPS, USPS U unexpectedly takes lead for mail-related searching!
- Video, Virgin Finally, concrete, undeniable evidence. Internet is for porn.
- Weather, www.youtube.com, Wikipedia ADDRESS BAR!!!!
- XBox 360 Yeah, I want one too.
- Yahoo, Youtube Okay, fuck you. I'm done. Fuck Z.
Here's my face. Today (unkempt):
the 11th (mohawk flared):
the 9th (not a typical photo of me):
Also, I made a pretty big update to my myspace. Click the link, don't do a search for it.
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