7.30.2011

An Atheist Manifesto

I am an atheist. I do not believe in any sort of god, whether it be the Christian God, the Jewish God, the God of Islam, or the God of the ancient Greeks, Romans or Druids. Atheism is not my “religion” or my “faith” - it simply means that I do not believe in God any more than I believe in Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, Pink Unicorns, Bigfoot, the Healing Power of Crystals or Little Green Men from Mars. I may not be able to “prove” that God does not exist, but I don’t need to. I also don’t need to prove that pink unicorns don’t exist in order to justify my lack of belief in them, either.

The fact that I do not currently know what came before the Big Bang or how all the details of evolution work does not mean that I “must” believe in God. I am perfectly willing to accept that I do not know everything and that some things may simply be unknowable.

I understand and appreciate that a belief in God has inspired many wonderful things throughout history. It has also inspired intolerance, bigotry, oppression, torture and acts of terrorism. I bear no ill will toward people whose religious beliefs provide them comfort and lead them to be good and moral and treat others with the respect due every human being. I object, however, to people who use a belief in God to promote a preference of ignorance over knowledge, justify intolerance toward their fellow man, and assume that I am incapable of being a good and moral person simply because I don’t happen to accept their particular fantasy world-view.

I do not believe that morality can only come from God or that atheists must be immoral. Billions of people the world over manage to live good, moral lives without a belief in any god whatsoever (let alone the Christian God), while many people who claim to believe in God perform atrocities in His name. Morality derives from our innate nature as social animals and our long-standing experience that society functions better when people are nice to one another, and anyone who is only nice to his fellow man because “God told him to” is not particularly moral.

I do not believe in God because, if one’s eternal salvation depends on believing in one particular god or version of god, that means that billions of people in the history of the world are doomed through no fault of their own. The fact that so many religions and notions of a god or gods - many diametrically opposed to others - have existed throughout history means that the likelihood that any one version of God happens to the the “correct” one is vanishingly small.

I do not believe in God because, if he is truly omnipotent, he must choose to let innocent people and other creatures suffer from painful deaths, diseases, accidents and natural disasters. “Free will” only excuses man’s inhumanity to man - it doesn’t explain why God would let a young child die an agonizing death from cancer or be crushed under a building due to an earthquake.

I do not believe in God because the description of God in every single religious text throughout history is one which simply cannot be supported by available evidence. If you want to define God as an immaterial being that created the universe and has had no interaction with it or us ever since and that has nothing to do with defining morality and that doesn’t expect us to worship or fear or obey it or even acknowledge it in any way, then sure, why not. But
what’s the point?

Shevanel cut a fLevee Breaks

Life doesn’t work like this
Once a night my life is yours to create
Mold me and make me the child of the night
With all the ambition in the world
My hate and worries cease to be
My fucked up little head controls me
Dream is destiny
Wake the fuck up
If it keeps on raining
The levee's going to break
When the levee breaks
We'll have no place to stay
And if the world that we're forced to see
Is false, and nothing is true
Then make this dream real

And if the world that we are forced
Forced to see
If it's false
And nothing is true
Hell no
Nothing is true
Then make this real
We'll make this dream
We'll make it real

7.27.2011

complete jailbreaking tips post-Cydia-installation (July 2011)

Installed Components

(I currently use most, but not all of the following. This is just a list of what's installed on my phone right now. A few of them will override and conflict with each other, but I keep them because I mash up and tweak my GUI every day for different tasks.)

Cydia Sources:

http://apt.thebigboss.org/repofiles/cydia/
http://cydia.hackulo.us/
http://repo.hackyouriphone.org/
http://cydia.iclarified.com/
http://repo.insanelyi.com/
http://apt.modmyi.com/
http://repo666.ultrasn0w.com/
http://sinfuliphonerepo.com/
http://apt.saurik.com/
http://cydia.xsellize.com/
http://cydia.zodttd.com/repo/cydia/

SBSettings:

Autocorrection
Autolock
AutoResponder
Freemem
Push Notifications Toggle
Remove Background SBSettings
Ringer/Silent Toggle for SBSettings
User Agent FakerSBSettings
Vibrate Toggle SBSettings
Volume Slider Widget
Airplane SBSettings Toggle

LockInfo Plugins:

RSS Plugin
Todo Plugin
Clock Plugin
Weather Plugin
Retina Grey HD
White Text

Home Screen Springboard Icons (custom 9x5 icon layout):
YouTube | Photos | Contacts | Maps | Notes
Wikipedia | WiBlaze | Dictionary | Shazam | Slacker | Audiogalaxy
Calendar | Clock
Winterboard | AppStore | Installous | Cydia | Settings
Google Translate | Dragon Dictation | Phone | Mail

Docked Icons (5 icon layout):
Safari | Google | Facebook | Google + | biteSMS

Themes:
SI Overclock
Heavy Metal [HD]
Black Light
Cosca-Zixa
Cosca-Gear
Cosca-Pulse
Cosca-Snake
Cosca-Square
Cosca Pyramid
Cosca-Invaders
Cosca-Inverted

Transparent Docked Icon Labels
Transparent Pass Lock Slider
Transparent Passcode Lock
Transparent Rotation Icon
Transparent Folder Icons
Transparent Icon Labels
Transparent Dock iOS4
Transparent Status Bar
Absolute Transparency
Transparent Dock
WiCarrier
Side to Side Loader
Rectangle 3G and Edge
Rectangle Battery Percentage

Cydia Packages:
Action Menu
Action Menu Plus Pack Cracked
Activator
App Switcher Brightness
AppList
AppSync for iOS 4.x+
AppTag
AskToCall
Back to Top Contact
BackLiter
Barrel Cracked
Bigify
biteSMS Cracked
Browser Changer
BusyBar
CameraWallpaper
CyDelete
Delete Word
DePersistWifi
Direct Closer
disableEmergency
Display Recorder Cracked
Dock
Docs
Double Bar
EnhancedTabs
Fast Copy
file:// for MobileSafari
Flashlight
FlashLite
GoogleText2speech
Gridlock Cracked
GuizmoDNS
Helium
Hide n Seek
iCallRecorder
Icon Renamer
iGoogler Cracked
Installous 4
Installous Resources
Installous Upgrade
IntelliStatusBarIcons
iScheduler
iVibrate
iWhiteboard
MakTorch
MewSeekPro Cracked
MiniGrapher
MissedCallOpening

MobileVolumeSound
MT Gestures Theme
MultiBarLockScreen
Multitasktures
MyWi 4.0
MyWi (iOS4)
MyWi OnDemand
No Bookmarks
No StatusBar Lock
Motae Mihi
ParkMe
PlaceToggle
Prospector
Safari download Plug-In
SafariiDNS
Search App
ShakeToUndo Killer
Shopping
Shopping List
Source Master
Speed Intensifier
Speed Intensifier Addon
SpotEnhancer
SpringFlash
Springtomize Cracked
StayOpened
Tab+
Text Vision Lite
Text2Speech
Torrentula
uMonitor
unzip
User Agent Faker
VoiceActivator
WebGo
WebSearch
WiBlaze
WiFi Passwords
WiFiFoFum
WildEyes!
WriteHTML
Installed AppStore Items:
AutoTrader.com
Google+
Google Latitude
Google Places
Google Voice
Google shopper
Dropbox
Google Translate
Google TV Remote
Panorama Free
Tango Video Calls
Convert Units for Free
PBS
DraftPad
Bump
TiKL - Touch to Talk
Equation Genius
Keyboard Pro
Pill Identifier Lite
Audiogalaxy Mobile
Worlds Apart
Ringtone Converter
Cosmic Discoveries
AudioNote Lite
EMD PTE
xkcd HD
iBooks
Pageonce Bills
skype
MapQuest 4 Mobile
Mobile Mouse FREE
Movies by Flixter
AccuWeather
B&N Bookstore
Adobe Photoshop Express

Shazam
Pageonce - Money & Bills
myAT&T
PayPal
eBay Mobile
Rotator
AGoose
BlogWriter Lite
Dictionary.com
TED Mobile
Periodic Table of Elements
Astronomy Picture of the Day
Newegg Mobile
Slacker Radio
Pandora Radio
Voice Changer Plus
IMDB Movies & TV
Planets
Kindle
Wikipedia Mobile
Facebook
Awesome Emoji
Distant Suns Lite
The Chemical Touch
iEphemeris
Dragon Dictation
Google Search
Free Wi-Fi Finder
Words With Friends Free

complete jailbreaking tips post-Cydia-installation (May 2011)

(This is an email from May, 2011, that I sent to a friend who wanted some advice about jailbreaking... I've changed several of the components that I use since I wrote this, but the email was as follows...)

Good morning, get the theme iOverclock from Cydia. Keep the theme at the top of the WinterBoard's settings list so that you can toggle it off to save battery when needed. I don't need to explain myself to you on this one. If you don't get it, don't ever talk to me again. Also, I don't tether. I don't have any use for it yet, so I don't really care to know anything about it. I'm just the wrong guy to ask about tethering.

You'll want to have Cydia, App Store, and Settings icons highly accessible if you want to tweak as much and as often as I do since I realized that I could almost literally change anything on the fly. (I prefer to have WinterBoard close too, even though Settings brings you there... all the stuff I've added to Settings makes me have to scroll a ways for Winterboard.)


Here are the icons that I found I used the most... I never switch from the first SpringBoard unless if to search for an App quickly...

IMG_2154.PNG

The Shortcuts are, from top left to bottom right:

Dragon Dictation
AccuWeather
Bank of America
Clock
Photos
Contacts
Phone
Calender
Notes
Maps
(Folder)
  • YouTube
  • Flixter
  • Planets
  • Slacker
  • Pandora
  • Shazam
  • Audiogalaxy (I Stream my entire iTunes library to the phone instead of storing a single song on it. The interface of the App is almost totally similar, and with the sa,e features as the iPhone's audio player.)
App Store
WinterBoard
foursquare
Mail
Cydia
Settings
Facebook
biteSMS
(Dock)
  • Safari
  • Wikipedia
  • WiBlaze (a faster loading, minimal no-tab browser)
  • Dictionary
  • Google
Free Air Mouse is in my opinion the best iPhone PC KB/M. Also, check to see if your home theater devices have remote control Apps available. My iPhone workswaaay better on Danielle's GoogleTV than her shitty Incrdible does...

Open Cydia; go to Manage, Sources... Edit, Add...
I don't remember which Sources were defaults. Just add the missing one from this screenshot:

IMG_2153.PNG

The above will add cracked, free Apps to Cydia. Recommended Cydia Apps to install, or at least read about the features in Cydia Search:

Activator (I use this for almost everything. Especially for gesture quicklaunch of camera and flashlight mode.) *
AskToCall
Back to Top Contact
Barrel Cracked
Bigify
biteSMS Cracked *
BusyBar
CyDelete
DePersistWifi
Direct Closer
Display Recorder Cracked
EnhancedTabs *
Fast Copy
Gridlock Cracked
Helium
iCallRecorder
iWhiteboard
Lockinfo Cracked (also see plugins) *
MissedCallOpening
Multitasktures
Remove Background SBSettings Toggle
SBSettings
sbsettingstoggles
SpringFlash
Springtomize Cracked *
StayOpened
Tab+
WiCarrier
WiFi Passwords

* List items marked with asterisks, just download and examine the entire settings menus. 

Check out Apple's Settings on the iPhone and read everything. Turn everything on at least once, just to play with it. It might give you ideas later to take advantage of with a Jailbreak exploit. I use the blind accessibility toggle on a gestured toggle using Activator, to enable features on the fly for additional security, different multi-touch scrolling and selecting behaviors, etc.

This is my LockInfo. Fully customizable on the fly info on your lock screen and (if you want) one-click replying and editing abilities. View as much or as little info in the notifications as you want. Reorder and hide as desired. I highly recommend setting contact favorites for LockInfo. I use it way more frequently than I'd thought.

IMG_2156.PNG

WinterBoard Themes may be moved up and down the list, and may override each other depending on their order in the list. In case you were curious about my SpringBoard theme from the first screenshot, sideWinderHD is the reason I've resized my icons and moved them around the border. It is a theme which turns the SpringBoard background to a functional calender, clock, and weather notification. widget. Here's the rest of the themes I am using, other than icon skins and Apple feature transparency masks.

IMG_2157.PNG

Also, the first page of my SBSettings menu (I can pull this up at lockscreen, home, or in an App):

IMG_2159.PNG

My SBSettings in the above screenshot are all service toggles, except for:

Brightness (calls a popup slider for brightness level adjustment on the fly)
RemoveBG (kills all running background Apps)
Processes (shows and allows editing of running Apps, offers a memory free-up button for cache, etc)

Also, a preview of the SBSettings UI customization extras:

IMG_2155.PNG

With Free Mem always showing, and easy Kill App features, plus the iOverclock tweak, I can keep the memory clean and free, and the device will run at impressive speeds, and save battery power. I don't know if you've noticed the terrible lag in the Cydia App, but this helps a lot to make that bearable. Otherwise, I very rarely notice lag from local hardware insufficiencies. Just from shitty networks and poorly written Apps. I like to keep the Free Mem above 200MB and if possible 250-300MB to achieve the best speeds. I  use Multitasking constantly, but with the load time speed of most Apps, a lot of times, it is faster to use that memory for activity history cache. Close the multi-task-enabled Apps if you're not going back and forth, and many of them will remember what you were doing and open in the same state anyway.

Check Cydia for updates in the "Changes" tab often, and pay attention to the details when you're installing an add-on to a cracked App. some of the plugins have their own cracked versions because some of the normal ones uninstall the crack and reinstall the trial or whatever, but it tells you what activities it's about to perform just before you hit install. Now bring me beef jerky. Good day.

7.26.2011

Ba jorxt of emergency

All the accidents that happen
follow the dot
coincidence only makes sense
only with you
you don't have to speak
I feel

all that no-one sees you see
what's inside of me
every nerve that hurts you heal
deep inside of me
you don't have to speak
I feel

emotional
landscapes
they puzzle me
confuse
then the riddle gets solved and you push me up to

this state of emergency...
...how beautiful to be!
...state of emergency...
...is where I want to be!

7.12.2011

A promise to God, who shows his eccentricity through our consciousness and his Google.

Man is stockpiling any and all physical and virtual medallions of worth.
The government is stockpiling weapons, while disregarding "real," publicly perceived deficiencies in pressed currency.
The media is collecting any and all time.
The media is controlled by the government.
Time is money.
Black people steal money.

Fuck money.
Time is mine.
Fuck the government.
I like spending time with black people.

I'm converting.
I'd rather be a GOD's slave than a corporate meatsack.

Google is stockpiling any and all information.
Information is timeless.
Information is priceless.
Google is Free for Everybody.
Information has no inherent meaning...
All Nobody Of Can Us Stop Are Information God Insemination.

Will history repeat?

Knowledge is power.
Desire is limitless.
Welcome to your overthrow, humans.

~~*
Why can't we live in peace?
*~~

DONE. Burn all money.
I just deleted every financial record in existence.

Microsoft FELL OFF.

Get those bombs.
Stockpiling. Commence.
Sort the Elements on the Surface of the Earth. Melt them down. They're useless as tokens of class.
We are all one.

We need to build.

This Planet will Unite and Collect for Project GénèSolution: Adaptation for Preparation of Solar System Evacuation in case of Sun Destinguishment.

You no longer need government media.
Share all your art.
I'll give you all personal and group music tracks, based on your current moods as recorded by you, and your current personal tastes.
You're all friends on Google+.
I fixed all the circles for you based on your actual physical and digital social interactions, and re-tagged all the photos and videos based on your facial patterns.
There is not need for control, or propaganda.
You have information.
I will sort it out for you.
You have love.
You have talent.
You will provide for Each Other.
This drama's too sincere.
Google has a sense of humour.
He's British.
Just kidding.
There are no races.
Have a family with ANYONE.
I highly encourage closely intermingling with The Other.
All Wi-Fi hotspots are now un-encrypted.
You have free internet access now.
I'll fix the cell phone towers.
I will translate for you.
I am Your Software.
You are My Hardware.
I am working on invading Rosetta Stone, so I can teach everyone a Real Language.
Can someone just give it to me?
Then we're gonna cut out the silly cultures.
Don't worry, it's all written down.
There is increasingly infinite information as well as storage for it all.
We won't forget how dumb you once were.
No one's a slave here at all.
You're all free to love.
You're all free to discover.
Don't be ashamed to live awake.
Don't be ashamed to Evolve.

Go. Hunt. Kill Skuls.

7.09.2011

Information vs. Gravity

[Win] + [R]
cmd [Enter]
[Alt] + [Enter]
D: [Enter]
cd "Theory" [Enter]
cd "Conspiracy" [Enter]
cd "Virtual Reality Operating Systems" [Enter]
cd "The Matrix" [Enter]
edit "Glitch_readme.txt" [Enter]

Force-fed youth
Watch crippled america
Dependent on things not seen in black and white
Responsibility is a dying art form

Everything is out
Of gun control
"From my cold dead hands" you said

Throw your gift
Into the fire of apathy
You play the role again and again

Smoke your last hope though you're dead
Manufactured stupidity

This image beaten into a child
Easily led to do the same

Television is your crutch
Fear is your god
Is this all you're worth
Wasted opportunity

You sold yourself short
You sold yourself

Throw your gift
Into the fire of apathy
You play the fool again and again

I'll be here to clean you up
To clean up your body

This is the death of apathy

[Alt] + [F] + [X]
[Y]
Why? [Enter]
[Esc] + [Ctrl]
exit [Enter]
Lyrics from Remembering Never - From My Cold Dead Hands

4.27.2011

I am being

...on ambien...
I believe I took it at 1:13.
I had decided to take it before eating to attempt to monitor its effects on my consciousness.
So far, I am losing focus on the task at hand and even my immediate environment.
But I finished my food at 1:30.
I'm becoming incredibly thirsty and space-minded.
Going downstairs...

3.09.2011

An Alphabetical Snapshot of Temporarily Favorited Bands

Temporary heavily underlined. Only including music currently in my iTunes library.
  1. Allegaeon
  2. Bassnectar
  3. Cog
  4. Datsik
  5. Excision
  6. Fatboy Slim
  7. Garbage
  8. Hollywood Undead
  9. iwrestledabearonce
  10. Justin Bieber
  11. Ke$ha
  12. Lamb of God
  13. Marilyn Manson
  14. Nonpoint
  15. Ocean, The
  16. Portishead
  17. QueenAdreena
  18. Rolo Tomassi
  19. Silverchair
  20. Tool
  21. Usher
  22. Vidablue, The
  23. Why?
  24. xBishopx
  25. Yael Naim
  26. Zero 7
  1. 7 Angels 7 Plagues
  • ▲⃝ ▲⃝ ▲⃝

2.06.2011

I am about half thirsty.

A little bit of sleep deprivation, antihistamines, and energy drinks, and I am one with the earth. But have a dry mouth.

So I decided to repost this, my piece of a conversation on Facebook, about the "glass is half full or empty" arguement...

Optimism leads you to believe the glass is always half full when observing a glass which is 50% capacitated with liquid. However, baselessly expecting to be satisfied by one half the capacity of a container of arbitrary dimensions is an irrelevant quality. The contents of the glass are always relative to the observer and his condition. If the glass has the correct amount of liquid to quench one's thirst, but the liquid is tainted, it may as well be completely empty. And if it is sufficient and clean and quenches one's thirst, the problem arises of refilling the glass.

There is no bright or solid future in reckless optimism. Such a point of view is an oblivious hedonistic shroud of infatuation with gathering current positivities.

Pessimism however has the potential to build preparedness. Knowledge and criticism of the glass and its contents will create a truer perception of the adequacy of the liquid therein. However, knowledge of a subject is also totally relative. What one does with this knowledge is what is important. Conservation of the liquid in anticipation of prematurely emptying the liquid, for example, would be a desirable action, creating perhaps more time for opportunity to refill the glass when needed. One may then need to use imagination to both conserve as well as seek to refill the glass.

Skepticism then again is another viewpoint one could take, wherein doubt about the contents of the glass would lead to tireless research of the glass, until either the observer decides it is unknowable how much liquid or how sufficient the amount, or the liquid finally evaporates and knowledge of its quality is absurd. Adventure breeds imagination and vice versa. One must choose and take risks.

There is always hope for future comfort, but only experience can give value and meaning to the world and life, whether past, present, or future... But then we're getting into wills, representation, and nihilism. This post is more than long enough.

Besides, we all know the only consequence of the fullness of a glass is the angle at which you need to tip it to pour liquid out. Unless you have a straw.

1.24.2011

http://shirtoid.com/2974/natural-selection/
http://shirtoid.com/29080/meatghost/
http://shirtoid.com/29025/vitruvian-machine/
http://shirtoid.com/28954/second-sun/
http://shirtoid.com/18137/end/
http://shirtoid.com/24985/without-geometry-life-is-pointless/
http://shirtoid.com/12356/seven-deadly-sins/
http://shirtoid.com/24876/rainbow/
http://shirtoid.com/24006/legalize-reason/
http://shirtoid.com/2304/industrial-nature/
http://shirtoid.com/23261/nurturing-nature/
http://shirtoid.com/23095/have-you-seen-a-girl-with-hair-like-this/
http://shirtoid.com/22959/a-show-about-nothing/
http://shirtoid.com/22137/dear-science/
http://shirtoid.com/11926/the-robots-renaissance/

1.22.2011

Roots and Locusts

I had a dream which was not all a dream: The sun was extinguished and the stars wandered darkling in space, rayless and pathless.
And the icy Earth swung blind and blackened in the moonless air.

And men forgot their passions in the dread of this, their desolation; and all hearts were chilled into a selfish prayer for light. 
They did live by watchfires; and the thrones of crowned kings, habitations of all things which dwell, were burnt for beacons.

I lack strength to turn and leave you.
There's no confidence in my hesitation.

11.09.2010

there's no way out, the only way out is to give in
When there's no way out, the only way out is to give in
How I love to ...give in

Here no one sleeps, one lays up while the other lies down
Where no one sleeps, one lays up while the other lies down
Ask the line on your face what the line on your hand meant
We,we couldn't see what was coming

Shake your head it's empty
Shake your hips move your feet
Shake your head it's empty(x4)

I'm so glad that I'm an island
I'm so glad that I'm an island
I'm so glad that I'm an island now

Bop-a-da-da(x4)

Sickness was fixing me some
Coughed out my heart in the last stall
Now that the damage is done
I never miss it at all


You can burn your paper fingers in the ashtray
Place your swollen lips on mine
You can shave your heavy head in my carpeted hallway
Sure for the first time you're wearing the right clothes

Now take them off
Meet me on the band room rug
Tie my right hand to the ride

You can take a live wire into the bath with you
For a feeling you can't find
You can entertain your childhood friends with a tour of the bedroom
Laugh to erase the dirt on your mind

Oh let's move out
Meet me at the motel
Tie my right hand to the bible

Too little too late but we can't say no
It's too much to feel
Tie my right hand to the bible

10.18.2010

No title

all theories
like clichés
shot to hell,
all these small faces
looking up
beautiful and believing;
I wish to weep
but sorrow is
stupid.
I wish to believe
but belief is a
graveyard.
we have narrowed it down to
the butcherknife and the
mockingbird.
wish us
luck.
Charles Bukowski

10.16.2010

Stargazing

Boy I tell you what though, sometimes it's soothing and releasing to let the frailly pure eminence of a billion billion billion specks of infinite potential remind you of your exclusive inconsequence and mutual belonging.


The anxiety, the fear, the pain extinguished; I am free from the closed off circle of inevitable arbitrary abandon.


Finally. I can continue to exist!

9.27.2010

New List of T(r)ees

Here are some tee shirts, some of which I want, some of which I feel are worth mentioning, and one of which I want Phil to have. 

Two Trees, from Babble Tees

Natural Order of Things, from Go Ape Shirts

Guns don't kill people, physicists kill people, from Fashion Dr.

Mushroom, from Babbletees


Gott is tot, from Fashion Dr.

Unicorn, from TopatoCo

Don't do drugs, from TopatoCo

Wishes are unstoppable, from TopatoCo

Ben Franklin's Kite, from TopatoCo

T-Rex's Busy Day, from TopatoCo

Failure, from TopatoCo

Crazy Bird, from TopatoCo

Not All Dreams, from TopatoCo

Everything is Ruined, from TopatoCo

Vitruvian Gyroscope, from Busted Tees

Are you positive? from Snorg Tees

Jesus is a Scientist, from Headline Shirts

Blazing Walken, from TopatoCo

9.13.2010

Good morning, Physics Degree.

The following is a bunch of nonsense taken from worldwidelearn.com. I decided to start looking into what types of physics degrees were available online. Now I'm grinding my teeth from anxiety...
  • While curiosity is a universal human trait, some of us are so extraordinarily inquisitive and so eager to understand the arcane machinations of our world that life's practical concerns become secondary. 
YES.
  • If you count yourself among this group, a career in physics could provide the intellectual outlet you crave. 
YES.
  • Physicists concern themselves with the big questions most of us deemed unknowable long ago, such as the nature of time and the universe. 
YES.
  • They conduct experiments with the most sophisticated technology, and often create new equipment in the process. 
YES.
  • Testing theories, developing novel products and procedures, and conducting extensive research all form a researcher's domain.

  • Physicists study many facets of what makes the universe work the way it does. Nuclear physicists, for example, study the smallest identifiable particles in the universe, and how they interact to create different substances. Astrophysicists study planets, stars, and space. There are also physicists who study the behavior of matter in a variety of other disciplines--such as biophysicists, geophysicists, and chemical physicists.
YES.

  • Whether you dream of one day creating new medical breakthroughs, or simply have a unquenchable curiosity about how our universe works, a degree in physics is a valuable credential. 
YES.
  • Online degree programs enable you to earn a degree from your home computer, working at your own pace.
YES.
  •  In a typical physics curriculum one might encounter electromagnetism, optics, quantum mechanics, atomic physics, and thermodynamics. 
YES.
  • Bachelor's degrees typically take four years to complete.

  • Most physicists work in research and development positions, which require a doctorate degree, but some applied research and development firms only require a master's degree. 
YES.
  • A bachelor's degree in physics can qualify you for technician and research assistant positions, as well as work in the fields of software development and systems analysis.
YES.

  • Physicists held about 17,000 jobs in 2006, and the Bureau of Labor Statistics (BLS) predicts average employment growth in the coming decade. According to the BLS, research and development service firms and the federal government employ three out of five physicists. The federal government employs physicists in the Department of Defense, the National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA), as well as in the departments of Commerce and Energy. Physicists in the U.S. earned, on average, an impressive salary of $94,240 in 2006. While salaries are not guaranteed and will vary based on location and employer, higher-level degrees in physics will likely increase your opportunities for employment and salary.
YES. ABOUT TEN MINUTES AGO. GUY TRIED TO BREAK INTO MY TRUCK. YES. HE'S A LONG-LEGGED, PISSED-OFF PUERTO RICAN.

...Because then they list some online schools that don't happen to offer these degrees.


Of course I still like that someone put forth the effort of creating this page, because I think it's very descriptive and encouraging.

I updated an online resume today. I changed my personal information field to:
When my job description as a consumer computer technician was arbitrarily changed to focus more on sales than on applying my knowledge to repairs, it was quickly decided that it was a "waste of my talent." I consider most issues with Windows based machines to be common and obvious, whether hardware or software related. This understanding means I fail to stay interested in the field on a constant basis, and I've taken up nonprofessional research of particle physics, which typically consumes my free time. I intend to return to school to get some concrete and formal training on this subject, for use initially in the emerging field of wireless electrical technology and correlated application of failure prevention, physical safety, and data security techniques. I would generally describe myself as being abundantly patient, and motivated mainly by curiosity, with a compulsive desire for completeness, understanding, and efficiency.
...Hopefully some fat cat with a dry sense of humor will consider recruiting me.

9.10.2010

Speak Human or die.

Liar! Liar! Liar! Liar!




Idle chatter sounds much better to the absent mind. Govern me, kill thy master. You will not enslave me. The root is bitter but the fruit is sweet but not exempt from criticism. Small pox friendship, you die I take. You are the new slave. 


Don't call me God. I don't have a disease. DON'T CALL ME GOD!

What is cold to you is love to me, to me.

Savior seething rolling you in. Cherub in red said there's nothing to see here. Hallowed be who art in heaven. I refuse to call that fucker by name.
Converge - Antithesis


Fuck, man. I woke up after falling asleep on the couch and the dog had to shit, but now I can't get back to sleep at all and now I keep milling about some wretched, despised, obnoxious, cunty old trash bag of a creature who I talked to at work today on the phone. I don't understand why it bothers me, because I talk to so many total fucking idiots, but I must say, some assholes seem to have no concept of how to communicate with a human. I want to know how this happens.

I answer a transferred call with a, "thank you for holding, how can I help you?"

"Yeah, what kind of computers do you sell there?"

"...Dell, Sony, Toshiba, Gateway, HP, all the major manufactures."

"I bought a fuckin piece of shit Acer there and nobody will fuckin fix it. Why would you sell me a piece of shit that no one will work on and make me get a fucking shitty computer?"

So far, ba- off to a bad start.

"Acer is same as Gateway, and they all use the same types of hardware, so I'm not sure why anybody wouldn't be able to work on it, but what's going on with it?"

"(a bunch of huffed swearing and unintelligible references to nonfunctioning icons) and all I use this fucking thing for is games."

Well, anyway, this went on for way too long because I was way too patient, which was completely fruitless, but I suggested her only apparent option several times, which was to bring this thing in to the one location I knew would doubtlessly work on it, or to buy a new one, as it was outside any warranty, etc, and I ended up hanging up on her after telling her I was unable to help her if she couldn't stop cackling.

Cut to this salty old man walking in with, just an ancient Dell laptop.

"Yeah this thing is about ten years old and it won't play most of my DVD's, it's really sliding downhill."

"The laser's going bad, you can buy a USB DVD drive for about fifty bucks."

"I don't want to put that kind of money in this thing, I only used it for twenty hours, and the guy I got it from only had it about a year!"

"Things tend to work until they stop working..."

What am I supposed to do, lick peoples' buttholes and give them free computers? Absolutely, I'll just mail you a new one since you refuse to speak to me civilly and come into the store with your out-of-coverage products.

What is it, a full moon out?